Ue az Monty Python!

Ue r breiv nigts n' dogz obei uz!

Ehil Basement Cat!

Teh end is nire!

Ue az Monorail Cat

Olle aborde teh Monorail kitn!

U cane caunte one uz 2 waiki waiki U

MIAAAAAAUUUUUU!!!!!!
Raisiz & Chiniz!

Ue itz

Nxt time u go 2 macdoni trai de tripl cheezburger!

Ui R her!

Ui ceim n ue conker!

We Doz Sacrifaisse for U

Ouh Ceilling Cat. Giv Mi Dai Streingt 2 Bere Uit Diz!

Salem Saberhagen

Oh hai.
2day I wanna talk 2 u 'bout teh coolest kittah on Urf. I mean teh coolst evr!!
Iz not Felix the cat.
Iz not Hello kitty.
Iz not Scratchy.
Iz not Snowball (nor Snowball II).
Iz not Silvester.
Iz not Tom.
Iz not Top Cat.

I r talkin of coarse of Salem Saberhagen, teh most incrdble, talented and amazing kittah of al tiem! Taek a luk if u dont beliv.

Cat Professions

Oh hai.
Iz 1 of thoes dayz u don't wanna du ur finances, cauz u iz 2 tired or just can't du teh mathz bai urslf? B not afraid, leav it 2 accountant kittah. Ceiling Cat gaev all kittahs special mathematical powas dat halp them calculate 3 meter jumps and also sav ur ass from IRS.


PS: Accountant kittahs only du ur finances on caturdays.

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Please watch :'(

Although the purpose of this blog is purely for entertainment, animals are not toys to be played with, much less to be tortured in such a horrible way. Please watch and help spread the word. The whole world should know about this so one day something can be done. Thank you.

Obey ur kittah

Oh hai. As i said prvsly, kittahs r vry sensitive. U must nvr (nvr!) disturb a kittah.

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Pickin up chix

Oh hai.
U can nevr call a kittah 2 young.

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Ceiling Cat appearence

Oh hai.
2day is a glorious day.. cause 2day the Ceiling Cat granted us His apparition..
Today.. it's pray day.

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Tru Heeros

Oh hai.
Naw I would liek a momen of silent 4 all those who didn' had the luck of haz heeros nearby in all the recent events like the floods and earthquaks. :(
Hail the Tru Heeros..

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Teh Ten Commanments of Ceiling Cat

Oh hai.
I'll tell u moer 2day bout the Ceiling Cat Commanments. Where shud I start? Hum.. they are 10, don ask me why.. i dinnae.
Lemme start:

1. I iz Ceiling Cat
2. Ceiling Cat comz 1st
3. Don' lissen to Basement Cat
4. Don't use mai name to do eveil tings
5. Remember Caturday n keepz it lazy
6. Drive ur hooman as crazy as possibl
7. Don't kil: Unless homman makez u dress up
8. Don' cheat n huk up wit crazy kitteh down teh street
9. Don' lai. Unless u haz to
10. Don' steel. Jus take sutff wiffout permishun and put it back b4 they kno

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Ceiling VS Basement : It's ur call

Oh hai.
Jst 2 remembr u that u must chuuse ur path.

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National Geographstuff : Elephant

Oh hai. Today i iz going talk 2 u about some of the wonderfull beingz the Ceiling Cat created in thiz world, the Elephant.

Thiz cute giant mammal are the biggst land animal alive. At brth they may weight 120Kg and at full size they get about 12.000Kg ( yes with three zeros ).
Healthy adult elephantz haz no natural predators except the st00pid nd greedy hoomans.

[ WARNING : sensitive hoomans may not read diz ]
Sumthin not funny to know bout they iz that long time ago they wre used to perform public execushuns by crush or dismembr

Impressed? Don't miss next episode of National Geographstuff

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text stolen from: ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant )

Catzilla Productions : Kittanic

Oh hai.
I iz here to talk bout latst movi Kittanic..
itz bout some large ship dat sinks and Leo DiCatrio diez in the end ( WARNING SPOILR ) nd dats all dat matters.

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Catzilla Productions : [REC]

Oh hai.
Once again, I haz nu xclusiv picz froam teh Cat[REC] muvi

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Evil beingz

Oh hai.
A warnin 4 all kittens around.. sum demon spawnz of darkness powered by the Basement Cat haz been spotted lately in many places.
"Run kitteh, RUN"

Playcat Magazine

Oh hai.
This pozt haz only interest 2 males.. if u kitty iz fmale stop readin here.

Now.. we males.. check out the new magazine.. Playcat with exclusive pics of the latezt and hotezt catmodels, intrview and a promotinal cheezburgr celebratin our 1st edition.

Engnier kittahs

Oh hai.
If u haz troublz at hoam, du not hesitate 2 call a kittah! Kittahs r teh best engniers on Urf. Srsly! They can fix evrithng, from ur toilet 2 ur cmputr.

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Oh hai.
Itz vry imprtnt 4 hoomans 2 learn dat teh kittah iz a magnificient but also delicate creature. Srsly. And so u must learn when not 2 dizturb a kittah. If u du so, then 2 teh basement wid u fool!!!

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Catzilla Productions : [REC]

Oh hai. I haz nu xclusiv picz froam teh nu Cat[REC] muvi:

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National Geographstuff : Bigpaw

Oh hai. Today i iz going talk 2 u about some of the wonderfull beingz the Ceiling Cat created in thiz world, the Bigpaw aka Abominable Snowcat.

Well.. technicaly.. was not created.. itz just a myth.. or maybe now.. dunno. Anyway we haz a pic.. check it out.

Impressed? Don't miss next episode of National Geographstuff

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lolCATraz story : Part II

Oh hai. Oh, btw.. while we'r eon it... it'z futile try 2 escape...

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