The Luxury Cat

Oh hai.
Evri sophisticated kittah laiks 2 follow faxioon once in a waile. 4 teh kittah dat wantz 2 look gud, I bring u, teh luxury cat boutique.

We spell right kk?

Ascenshun

Oh hai.. only thoz u follow da teachings of da Ceilin Cat ascend to heaven !!'

 

Haz nice prayers

Unresiztable

Iz it posible 2 resist thiz?

Catzilla Productions: Intrviu uit Vampaire

Mi dnt sak teh blud, prumise!
Mi slipz tu get teh blud...
Mi pur tif...
Luk in teh tif, thr iz iur def!!!!!
Bi afred tu ualk in teh paht. Vampair's lark in teh chedo's.

We az Brad Pitt. :D

Teh Ninja Kittah

B afreid, B veri afreid...
Teh ninja kittah iz specializd in uar tecniks, martial artz and camouflauge. He can kill'ya ten tiems b4 u hit da ground. U bettar think twice b4 eatin his cookie!

Hail the messiah

Oh hai !!

Da good Ceiling Cat send us a Messiah.. itz a miracle :)

No moar playing wiht u

Oh hai !

We catz need loats of atenshun and food. Or else we dunt play with u hoomins..

Catibalism

Oh hai !

nham nham.. .. nham

Say NO to teh drugz

Oh hai..

drugz are teh evil.. and baad.. :(

See? Teh evil..

Can haz moar contribushiuns plz?

No contribushiuns maeks teh kittahs sad :(

Schrodinger's kittahs

Oh hai.
Schrodinger waz an evil hoomin dat suggested a quantum mekaniks xperimnt using a kittah in a box. Teh life of teh kittah depended on the random state of sum particlz, which were undtrmined til observd, makin teh kittah simultansly dead n alive til teh box waz opend.

Invisible Olympics 2008

Oh hai.
We haz major world wide evnt, itz teh famoos Invisible Olympics 2008.
We bring u xcluziv pics froam our top profssionl cathletes :D

Swimming:


Triathlon:


Weightlifting:

Kittah Luv

Oh hai.
Dis is teh sweet kittah luv <3

Wuz stealin mah stuf ?

Gimmy mah stufs back :(

Evil Beingz II

Oh hai! I iz fraid dat i haz bad news. But Basement Cat bag o'tricks seemz endless.
Naw he iz curruptin our kitteh soulz. U can haz prayer to save ur soul.

Don't forget, every nait, pray

Source: (blog.esaba.com)

Hooman sins: silly dressin

Oh hai.
I haz alredi told u about au 2 treat kittahs wid care. Nou I bring u exmplz of au NOT 2 treat a kittah. One of hoomans biggest sins iz 2 dress up kittahs in silly manner. Such actions r heretic and unpleaze teh al maiti Ceiling Cat.

Ue az Monty Python!

Ue r breiv nigts n' dogz obei uz!

Ehil Basement Cat!

Teh end is nire!

Ue az Monorail Cat

Olle aborde teh Monorail kitn!

U cane caunte one uz 2 waiki waiki U

MIAAAAAAUUUUUU!!!!!!
Raisiz & Chiniz!

Ue itz

Nxt time u go 2 macdoni trai de tripl cheezburger!

Ui R her!

Ui ceim n ue conker!